My Random Fantasies

I'd explode if I ever got one of those. And probably literally.
Too bad THEY AREN'T HAVING ANY GOD DAMN CONCERTS THIS YEAR.

I'm usually forced to dress up for Halloween. I might enjoy it slightly if I got to dress like that. I don't care that I'm female. I CAN BE WHATEVER I WANT TO. Don't question me.

While we try to find out if Lady Schneider is insane or just a weirdo, let's all stare at Schneider.

He's so hot.. Too bad he's too old for me.. *cries*

If I ever bumped into him I'd explode. Again, probably literally. He's so attractive....

I think I might lose my virginity if I look at him too long.... Don't question me.