Why I Need a Time Machine

Well, I'd go back a few years before the filming of Mein Land and become and actress, pray to get invited to make Mein Land, so I can then touch Christoph Schneider's just and rub it and let no one touch my beauty meet all the band members.

I'm pathetic....

I don't have a picture of it because I die a little every time I see it. And Pussy. I die a little every time I post the body double and her... I know it's a body double but it looks like him. I'm not sure if I'd really want to become a porn star just for a video and a chance to get fucked by a body double.

Time travel, someone go invent it for me.